Summary

Brunch 1 - Meatpacking
PLACE: Paradou, 8 Little West 12th St - http://www.paradounyc.com/brunch.htm
EATS:Two eggs sunny-side up over creamy polenta with Gruyere cheese, arugula salad and Bellinis.
TRACK : Strings of Life (Stronger on my own)(FunkyLowlives Mix).
OUTSTANDING QUOTE: yes, I have a PhD,  HgH! *
 * PhD = pretty huge dick
HgH = hey girl hey - (two snaps and a twist).

Brunch 2 - LES
PLACE: Essex Restaurant - http://www.essexnyc.com/
EATS: Mexican Matzo Brei – scrambled eggs with tortilla crisps, monterey jack, avocado, black beans & pico de gallo
TRACK : WTF?
OUTSTANDING QUOTE: "you are the shoes with the boots."

Brunch #3 - LES
PLACE: the sunburnt cow -the sunburnt cow
EATS: Queen Adelaide - poached eggs with avocado on an english muffin, hollandaise on the side, with lots o fries.
TRACK : Tears - Frankie Knuckles
OUTSTANDING QUOTE: "this is the whitest white song that white people have come up with"
NEW WORD: LINNER!

BRUNCH #4 (Soho).
PLACE: Cafe Noir
EATS: Tortilla - swiss & white mushroom omelet, served with homefries & baby greens
TRACKS :  the time we lost our way  & heart's a lonely hunter
OUTSTANDING QUOTE:  "im so unfuckable right now."

Brunch #5 (Financial District)
PLACE: Cowgirl Seahorse
EATS: Cap n Crunch French Toast, Baja Special, Huevos Rancheros, Omelet,  grits, potatoes, and Bloodys.
TRACK : Seven - Prince (dedicated to Egypt.)
OUTSTANDING QUOTE: I'm trying to remember!!

BRUNCH #6 (Meatpacking)
PLACE: Philip Marie 
EATS: BLT sandwich, Vege Omelette, Eggs Benedict and ok bloody marys.  also, red-bull,
TRACKS : Woman of the World
OUTSTANDING QUOTE: "urban myth dispelled...they have red bulls in those marketing cars."
NEW WORDS:   vajayjae - plural of vajayjay .   congunkles - confused gay uncles.

BRUNCH #7 (Mexico)
EATS: Mexican omelet, black beans, fresh fruits, and mimosas.
TRACKS :
Hey Hey - Dennis Ferrer
Moloko - Sing It Back
Ralphi Rosario - You Used To Hold Me (Kenny's Mix)
George McCrea - I Get Lifted
OUTSTANDING QUOTE: "My Lord,  y'all sure know how to live life or y'all are on drugs."
NEW WORDS:   Pexico - PEX Mexico

BRUNCH #8 (Nolita)
PLACE: Agozar
EATS:  Huevos Rancheros, Eggs with Vaca Frita, Cuban Salad, Black Beans and Sangria.
TRACKS : Visti & Meyland - Stars
OUTSTANDING QUOTE:
me "I'd like us to friends."
him "That's cool....ah, how about friends with benefits?"
me "No, no benefits, and now no friend."

BRUNCH #9 (St Mark's Place)
PLACE: Jules Bistro
EATS:  Chouchou Salad, Thin crusted pizza, Poached Eggs Benedict, Roasted red pepper omelet, Cast iron baked Merguez and Eggs and lots of bloodys..
TRACKS : James Brown - This is a Man's world
OUTSTANDING WORD: Unignorable

BRUNCH #10 (Flatiron)
PLACE: ABC Kitchen
EATS: Lentil Soup, Roasted Brussels Sprouts, French Toast, Eggs Benedict, Carrot and Avocado Salad.. bloodys, rum, Bellini's, and everything else.
TRACKS :
Rebbie Jackson - Centipede
the doors - strange
SNL - dick in a box - don't ask
OUTSTANDING WORD:  Protein Penetration

BRUNCH #11 (Red Hook)
EATS:  truffled egg & parm scramble, baby arugula, lemon & evo, parm reggiano w/ grilled toast , omelete, bellinis, and mimosa goodness.
TRACKS : LCD Soundsystem - NY I love you , Phil Collins - Take me home, Kermit - Rainbow Connection, Vanilla Ice - Ice Ice Baby,  The Beatles - When I'm 64
OUTSTANDING WORD: collaboration

BRUNCH #12 (Hell's Kitchen)
PLACE:   44th&X         
EATS:  Scrambled eggs, mushrooms, vermont cheddar cheese grits, goat cheese omelet, eggs royal, Maryland crab cakes, Mediterranian chop salad, grand marnier, bloodys and mimosas
TRACKS : David Bowie - Changes,  Tina Turner - We don't need another hero
OUTSTANDING WORD: Pretension.
LESSONS LEARNED:  Reservations are a beautiful thing.

BRUNCH #13 (East Village)
PLACE:    Three of Cups    
EATS: Baked eggs on a bed of plum tomatoes, onions & peas, Open faced omelet w/roasted peppers & spinach, unlimited mimosas and bloodys for 5$ extra.....= lots o bloodys.
TRACKS : Let the Sunshine in
OUTSTANDING WORD: pet peeve
OUTSTANDING QUOTE:  "I want to live inside Tina Fey's frontal lobe." 
"It's like a curse word - the Meatpackingdistrict".

BRUNCH #14 (Fort Greene)
EATS: Sweet potato quiche, vegan samie with avocado, vetkoek, yebo burger, seared wild salmon, meal in a pie, vege curry and yes, lots of bloody marys and maria and mimosas.
TRACKS : Ded Prez % WTF- It's bigger than hip hop ,  Michael Jackson - Off the Wall
OUTSTANDING WORDS: one team, one dream.
OUTSTANDING QUOTES: 
'Hey, do you have that picture of me with the eyeball in my mouth?"
"you guys look cool, and we're kinda square..."  

BRUNCH #15 (West Village)
PLACE:  Smorgas Chef
EATS: Two pan-fried eggs baked and served in a cast iron skillet.Classic Eggs and Salmon Benedict,
Canadian bacon, Carlsberg hollandaïse.  Delish bloodys with celery!
TRACKS : Mulatu Astatke - Yekermo Sew
OUTSTANDING QUOTES:  "I crush like a five year old."

BRUNCH #16 (LES)
PLACE:  Azul NYC
EATS: cheese empanadas, bloody mimosas, 
TRACKS :
Bee Gees - Maybe
Pat Benatar - Love is a Battlefield

Dont have a quote of the day... aghhhh

BRUNCH #16 (Milford, NH)
EATS: three egg omelette, roasted squash and sweet potato with Vermont goat cheese, Veggie Benny with organic eggs, sauce, asparagus, and tomato, scrambled eggs with a side of bacon and 1 bloody mary.
TRACKS : Bob Marley - Three Little Birds  ,  Bobby Byrd - I know you got soul
OUTSTANDING WORDS: punanny sucker
OUTSTANDING QUOTES: 'I don't know how to quite say this, but God, on this point, you're wrong.'



BRUNCH #17 (Park Slope)
PLACE: Scottadito
EATS:Italian-style omelet with truffle oil, black truffles and goat cheese, eggs bene, poached eggs with pesto sauce, and lots and lots and lots of mimosas
TRACKS : REM - It's the end of the world as we know it
OUTSTANDING QUOTES: "I am being chaste.....if you mean being chased, then yes."

BRUNCH #18 (Dumbo)
PLACE: Rice - Dumbo
EATS: Vege frittatta, Egss Benedict, and you know, i cant believe we didn't have all the delish rice dishes, well next time, and lots of mimosas. I tried the bloody....no.
TRACKS : The Knife - Heartbeats
OUTSTANDING WORD: Fish-net Thongs
OUTSTANDING QUOTE: "Maybe the rapture happened....I did lose a Facebook friend!"

BRUNCH #19 (Chinatown/LES)
EATS: omelet with mushrooms, avocado,  green salad, pork sandwich, lots o fries and bloodys.
TRACKS : Sly & The Family Stone - It's a family affair
OUTSTANDING QUOTE:  "Forget about the manslaughter, why were you dating a republican?"

BRUNCH #20 (Murray Hill)
PLACE: La Giara
EATS: Spaghetti with freaking VEAL - and a bloody.
TRACKS : Rob Base & DJ EZ Rock - Joy and Pain
OUTSTANDING WORD:  Delicatecy
OUTSTANDING QUOTE:  "Somewhere over Viagra."  "I like my truffles chunky."

BRUNCH #21 - Governor's Island
PLACE: Governor's Island's Greek Stall
EATS: Spanakopita - spinach pie and Jerk Chicken, and water, WTW?
TRACKS : Shakira - This time for Africa

OUTSTANDING QUOTE:  "Dude, it's 4pm."

BRUNCH #22 -Cobble Hill/Gowanus
PLACE: Cafe Luluc
EATS: Open-faced western omelet, Eggs bene, Mesclun Salad, Luluc Steak frites (no french fries), and yummy sangria, bloody marys and marias.
TRACKS : Pepe Braddock - Deep Burnt
OUTSTANDING QUOTE: "The fresh smell of Gowanus."

BRUNCH #23 -Greenwich Village
PLACE: Cuba
EATS: Tostones Rellenos, Ropa Vieja,  Huevos al Horno and lots o mimosas, Caprihinas, and Mojitos.
TRACKS : White Stripes - Seven Nation Army
OUTSTANDING QUOTES:"I feel great...just can't open my eyes."
"Why are we always chanting numbers?"
"Stand up so I can reflect off you."
OUTSTANDING WORD: "Memoriable"

BRUNCH #24 -Maryland
EATS: Vegetable Burritto with black beans, cheese, tomatoes, sauce and lots o everything else.
TRACKS :
OUTSTANDING QUOTES:"I'm fifth element right now." "It goes both ways!"
OUTSTANDING WORD: "Meal Plan." "GFF" Gay Friend Forever, of Girlfriend Forever!

BRUNCH #25 -Greenwich Village
PLACE: GMT Tavern 
PLACE: Bar 13
EATS: vege omelette with goat cheese and oregano, veggie burgers, hamburgers, hot dogs, champagne, champagne, gin and ginger, more champagne, please.
OUTSTANDING QUOTES:"ashes to ashes, glitter to glitter"


BRUNCH #26 - Union Square
EATS: Baked tortilla casserole green and red salsa, Chihuahua cheese, crema, red onions, fresh cilantro. Topped with poached eggs. MIMOSAS!
OUTSTANDING QUOTES: 'I might vomit on you"  
"I'm wearing yesterday's glitter." Christine

BRUNCH #27 -Long Island
PLACE: The House of the Lords
EATS: mushroom and onion baked omelet, dragon fruit, fig, peach and banana salad, kale and tomato sauteed, and lots and lots o mimosas.
OUTSTANDING QUOTES:  "hanging in the house of the Lord"


BRUNCH #28 - Williamsburg
PLACE: Fraggle Rock
TRACKS:
EATS:  baked omelette with swet potatoes, white potatoes and brocolli, apple and raisen french toast, sausages, salad, and cereal.  Mimosas, Bloody Marys, and Gin!
OUTSTANDING QUOTES: 

BRUNCH #29 -  East Williamsburg
PLACE: Le Barricou
                   Afrilounge - Lux Dementia
EATS:  flat omelet with potato, gruyere served with mixed greens, Spicy lamb sausage & two sunny side up eggs served with hand-cut pommes frites & mixed greens, Black Forest ham, gruyere cheese, served with two eggs over easy and mixed greens, bloody marys and lots o water.
OUTSTANDING QUOTES:"Girl, you can find me on facebook, and poke me all you want." Dan Uhl

BRUNCH #30 - Greenwich Village
TRACKS: Tiger - When
EATS:  ackee and saltfish with banana, dumplings and yam, omelette with codfish, tomato and onions, hard dough bread, bread pudding, more dumplings, and saltfish fritters.
OUTSTANDING QUOTES:
Big Sis 'So, now that we have some quality time together, for the first time in a long time, tell me, what's your perfect man?"
Little Sis "Are you fucking kidding me?"

BRUNCH #31 - LES
EATS:  Duck egg soft scramble, summer squash, maitake mushrooms,  all greens omelet with ricotta cheese, warm banana bread with butter,  avocado and seven grain toast with spicy eggs, lots o expensive bloodys and mimosas. 


BRUNCH #32 - Reno, Nevada
EATS:  Everything on the menu = Good!
TRACKS : When you're in love - Dazzle Drums remix
OUTSTANDING WORD: oh, and by the way, wtf?


BRUNCH #33 - Burning Man
EATS:  Scrambled eggs, waffles, pancakes, sausages and bloody marys - thanks to the playa.
TRACKS : Julio Bashmore - Battle for Middle you
Black Hole Sun - Kenny Summit Remix
Lost - Sunlounger
OUTSTANDING QUOTE:  Call me by my playa name, it's wasabi!


BRUNCH #34 - LES
PLACE: Emporio
EATS:  French Toast, Il Crostone, Uova al Forno, Strapazzate, bloodys, mimosas and bellinis.
TRACKS : Osunlade present Erro - Change for Me
OUTSTANDING QUOTE:  I'm a product of Bill
OUTSTANDING WORD: Rat patty = Ratty




BRUNCH #35 - LES
EATS:  Queen Adelaide Eggs Benedict, with Salmon and Avocado, Omelets and Buttermilk pancakes.
DRINKS: Moomosas, Moo Mary's, Greyhounds and Screwdrivers - but none for me!
TRACKS : Devo - Whip it
OUTSTANDING QUOTE OF THE DAY: Im doing healthy now
OUTSTANDING WORD OF THE DAY:  Whippit



Brunch #36 - East Village
Location: the Arcane
Eats:  Arcane Baked Eggs, Caribbean Poached Eggs, Omelette of the day, and yummy frites.
Drinks: Dark and Bloody's - next time!
Quote of the Day: "Sorry, i'm Vegan.  I can't swallow"  
Word of the Day:  Blue and Orange - Blurange

Brunch #37– Long Island Sound
Eats: Picnic stuff, lots of cheese, spinach, bread, lovely finger sandwiches.
Track:
Quote of the Day:  i'm armed and tweeting!

Brunch #38 – Chatham, NY
Eats:  All-you-eat-brunch with pancakes, frittattas, quiche, salad, chocolate, cake and more food.
Quote of the Day: equal opportunity discriminator
Word of the Day:

Brunch #39 – West Village
Where:  Le Pescadeux
Eats: Brioche French Toast, Fresh Berry Compote, Mascarpone Cream, Quiche Lorraine. 
Tracks: 
Quote of the Day: lambic pentameter
Word of the Day: new pasta - testerrony











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